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  • George S.
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2009
    • 10116

    inever knew being in debt could be so funny.hahah
    "Ido not want an uprising of people that would leave me at the first failure, I want revolution with citizens able to bear all the temptations to a prolonged struggle, what, because of the fierce political conditions, will be our guide or cattle to the slaughterhouse"
    GOTSE DELCEV

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    • Coolski
      Member
      • Sep 2008
      • 747

      - Funny pictures and memes of dogs doing and implying things. If you thought you couldn't possible love dogs anymore, this might prove you wrong.


      - Секој чоек и нација има можност да успеат колку шо си дозволуваат. Нема изговор.
      - Every human and nation has the ability to be as great or as weak as they allow themselves to be. No excuses.

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      • George S.
        Senior Member
        • Aug 2009
        • 10116

        you can trust a dog but not greece
        "Ido not want an uprising of people that would leave me at the first failure, I want revolution with citizens able to bear all the temptations to a prolonged struggle, what, because of the fierce political conditions, will be our guide or cattle to the slaughterhouse"
        GOTSE DELCEV

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        • The LION will ROAR
          Senior Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 3231

          The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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          • The LION will ROAR
            Senior Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 3231

            The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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            • The LION will ROAR
              Senior Member
              • Jan 2009
              • 3231

              The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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              • The LION will ROAR
                Senior Member
                • Jan 2009
                • 3231

                The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                • George S.
                  Senior Member
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 10116

                  $16.99 a kilo.If you go to ivan 's butchery at prestons you can get them for $6.99 a kilo.Someone is ripping us off to the tune of $10 a kilo!!!
                  Last edited by George S.; 03-26-2012, 12:18 AM. Reason: ed
                  "Ido not want an uprising of people that would leave me at the first failure, I want revolution with citizens able to bear all the temptations to a prolonged struggle, what, because of the fierce political conditions, will be our guide or cattle to the slaughterhouse"
                  GOTSE DELCEV

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                  • Risto the Great
                    Senior Member
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 15660

                    Originally posted by George S. View Post
                    $16.99 a kilo.If you go to ivan 's butchery at prestons you can get them for $6.99 a kilo.Someone is ripping us off to the tune of $10 a kilo!!!
                    George, if anyone ever doubted you were Macedonian .... now it has been proven beyond any further doubt.
                    Risto the Great
                    MACEDONIA:ANHEDONIA
                    "Holding my breath for the revolution."

                    Hey, I wrote a bestseller. Check it out: www.ren-shen.com

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                    • EgejskaMakedonia
                      Senior Member
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 1665

                      The words skapo and eftino come up A LOT when shopping with older maco people...they've definitely got an eye for the bargains.

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                      • lavce pelagonski
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 1993

                        Do you guys think we should start up another thread for Australian humor
                        Стравот на Атина од овој Македонец одел до таму што го нарекле „Страшниот Чакаларов“ „гркоубиец“ и „крвожеден комитаџија“.

                        „Ако знам дека тука тече една капка грчка крв, јас сега би ја отсекол целата рака и би ја фрлил в море.“ Васил Чакаларов

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                        • lavce pelagonski
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 1993

                          Dora becomes Consuela
                          Стравот на Атина од овој Македонец одел до таму што го нарекле „Страшниот Чакаларов“ „гркоубиец“ и „крвожеден комитаџија“.

                          „Ако знам дека тука тече една капка грчка крв, јас сега би ја отсекол целата рака и би ја фрлил в море.“ Васил Чакаларов

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                          • The LION will ROAR
                            Senior Member
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 3231

                            The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                            • lavce pelagonski
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 1993

                              Стравот на Атина од овој Македонец одел до таму што го нарекле „Страшниот Чакаларов“ „гркоубиец“ и „крвожеден комитаџија“.

                              „Ако знам дека тука тече една капка грчка крв, јас сега би ја отсекол целата рака и би ја фрлил в море.“ Васил Чакаларов

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                              • The LION will ROAR
                                Senior Member
                                • Jan 2009
                                • 3231

                                The Greek Bailout

                                It is a slow day in a little Greek Village . The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

                                On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the village, stops at the local hotel and lays a €100 note on the desk, telling the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.

                                The owner gives him some keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the €100 note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

                                The butcher takes the €100 note and runs down the street to repay his debt to the pig farmer.

                                The pig farmer takes the €100 note and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.

                                The guy at the Farmers' Co-op takes the €100 note and runs to pay his drinks bill at the taverna.

                                The publican slips the money along to the local prostitute drinking at the bar, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer him "services" on credit.

                                The hooker then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the hotel owner with the €100 note.

                                The hotel proprietor then places the €100 note back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything.

                                At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, picks up the €100 note, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.

                                No one produced anything. No one earned anything.

                                However, the whole village is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism. And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how the bailout package works.
                                The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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