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Некоја плавуша се сомневала дека мажот ја мами со друга, па отишла во продавница за оружје и купила пиштол. Се враќа таа дома и го начекува мажот со прекрасна црвенокоса во кревет. Плавушата го вади пиштолот и си го става на главата. Мажот целиот избезумен изрипува и почнува да се извинува, да ја моли и преколнува да не се убива. Плавушата без да го тргне пиштолот од својата глава хистерично одговара: - Замолчи!!! Tи си следниот.
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On a recent international flight, a plane passes through a severe
storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one
wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it & becomes extremely hysterical.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young
to die," she wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!...
...Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then a Macedonian man named Dragi stands up in the rear of the plane.
He is gorgeous, well built, with silver hair and blue eyes.
He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt... one button at a time!
.......No one moves.
.......He removes his shirt.
.......Muscles ripple across his chest.
.......She gasps...
.......He whispers....
"Iron this, and get me something to eat...."From the village of P’pezhani, Tashko Popov, Dimitar Popov-Skenderov and Todor Trpenov were beaten and sentenced to 12 years prison. Pavle Mevchev and Atanas Popov from Vrbeni and Boreshnica joined them in early 1927, they were soon after transferred to Kozhani and executed. As they were leaving Lerin they were heard to shout "With our death, Macedonia will not be lost. Our blood will run, but other Macedonians will rise from it"Comment
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breathalyzer fail!
The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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Greece is trying regain from their Economic crisis and started shipping bulls around the world
Macedonian Media stated that Greece are already the biggest bull shippers in the world..The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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We all remember the KFC "Hillary Meal"
: small breasts and big thighs.
Now, KFC has announced an
addition to their chicken dinners.
It's called the “Greece” Bucket:
It consists of nothing but left wings and an arsehole.The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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I have to include this link for our collection of Humour...lol
Somalia pirates free Greek cargo vessel
The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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Punchbowl (Sydney) drunkard.
The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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Longest password
During a recent password audit, it was found that a Greek was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyAth ens"
When asked why he had such a long password, he said he was told that it had to be
at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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how to make a greek...
You take three parts Albanian, add two parts Slav, mix it well with one part Vlach, add a little Roma and other spices then simmer for 100 years. Then add 4 parts Macedonian, two parts Christian Turk from Asia Minor, mix well and let simmer for a decade while stirring. Then presto you have instant Hellenes amounting to 98% pure Greeks, descendants of the ancient Greeks and 2% Muslim Greeks. The "Muslim" part is a bi-product from not having the pot properly "cleansed" .The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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Q. What do you get when you offer a Greek a Euro for his thoughts?
A. Change.The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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Q. What do you call a Greek in a Protest?
A. A rebel without a clue!The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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Q. What is five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A. A Greek protestThe Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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http://www.macedoniantruth.org/forum/showthread.php?p=120873#post120873Comment
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Koj od Podmocani.............pmlpml
Billy da ne si od tamo...pmlpmlThe Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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Q. How many Greek racists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None - racists hate being enlightened.The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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