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In a meeting with Greece's PM George Papndreou with the Macedonian President,
Papandreou introduced his ministers:
"The Minister's of Justice, Employment, Health, Education and Economy"
Then came the turn of the Macedonian contingent:
"The Minister's of Justice, Employment, Health and Shipping"
Papandreou gave a slight grin.
"Why are you laughing?" asked the Macedonian MP.
"You have a Ministry of Shipping and you don't have a sea?"
The Macedonian MP responded "You introduced the ministers of Justice, Employment, Health, Education and Economy - DID I LAUGH..??"The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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Nice oneOriginally posted by The LION will ROAR View Post
From the village of P’pezhani, Tashko Popov, Dimitar Popov-Skenderov and Todor Trpenov were beaten and sentenced to 12 years prison. Pavle Mevchev and Atanas Popov from Vrbeni and Boreshnica joined them in early 1927, they were soon after transferred to Kozhani and executed. As they were leaving Lerin they were heard to shout "With our death, Macedonia will not be lost. Our blood will run, but other Macedonians will rise from it"Comment
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hahahahahha
he should have said "Ima uste dva tri dela za da bidi cela" lol
So se moretoМАКЕДОНЕЦ си кога кавал ќе ти ја распара душата,зурла ќе ти го раскине срцето,кога секое влакно од кожата ќе ти се наежи кога ќе видиш шеснаесеткрако сонце,кога до коска ќе те заболи кога ќе слушнеш ПЈРМ,кога немаш ни за леб,а полн си во душата затоа што ја сакаш МАКЕДОНИЈА. МАКЕДОНИЈА во срце те носиме.Comment
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Three women a English, German and a Greek die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't bump into the goats!'
There are Goats everywhere. It is impossible not to bump into a goat, they try their best.
The English woman accidentally bumped into one.
So St. Peter chains her the ugliest man she ever saw. Spend eternity chained to this ugly man! Says St. Peter
The next day, the German woman bumped into a goat, so St. Peter chains her with her to another extremely ugly man. Spend eternity chained to this ugly man! Says St. Peter
The Greek woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She goes months Without bumping into any goats, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on .... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy Greek woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?'
The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I bumped into a Goat...The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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Q.Which is more useful, a Greek radio broadcast or a Greek newspaper?
A.The newspaper, of course... you can use it to wrap BullShit.The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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Q: How do we know a Greek invented maps?
A: Who else would make an inch into a mile?The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working GREEK?
A: Bigfoot has been spottedThe Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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Q. What do cigarettes and GREEKS have in common?
A. They come in packs of 20, they stink and everyone wants them bannedThe Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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Q. 70% of GREEK males say they enjoy sex in the shower…
A. The other 30% haven't been 2 prison yet.The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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Q: What's the difference between a straight GREEK and a gay GREEK?
A: About 4 beers!The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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Q. What do you call 12 GREEKS in the back of a Land Rover?
A. A fcuking good day’s shootingThe Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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Q. Whats the worse thing about being GREEK?
A. Looking in a mirror everyday seeing how pathetic you look.The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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