Originally posted by Bij
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Originally posted by The LION will ROAR View PostDo you really think your witts got them to wash your underwear...
I don't think so...lol
sorry to disappoint you lion, obviously you've known some conniving women in your life, but i haven't used my 'looks' for anything. its not my style.
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Macedonian men are all macho because Macedonian women are raised not to speak back to Maz or Svekrva. It's very easy to be the boss to the one who won't argue it.
I wasn't raised like that, my gran is a tough cookie, one of the strongest and most crazy women I have ever known. I don't shut up if I am right and I have never ever ever had a boyfriend or husband who has told me that I must obay any of your stupid rules. I clean and wash and everything only because it needs to be done and I am better at doing it than my husband but I promise you that is not my job.
Once you turn and talk back to a Macedonian man he either comes so glava navednata or he goes off to cry to mummy. Grow up guys, deal with life on your own.
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Let it be said that I use my looks to get whatever I want.
I can't help it, I am simply THAT good looking.Risto the Great
MACEDONIA:ANHEDONIA
"Holding my breath for the revolution."
Hey, I wrote a bestseller. Check it out: www.ren-shen.com
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Originally posted by Bij View Postmate, i was all over macedonia. i was served like a princess by all of my guy friends. i did not lift ONE finger while i was there. didn't matter if they were from skopje, strumica, bitola, prilep or ohrid. i had guys washing my underwear and ironing my sheets. that was the life!
all of them pretended to be macho and all 'id hit my woman if she did this or that' but stand up to them one little tiny bit and they backed down like bitches.
macedonian men in aussie land (the most) are raised by mummy to do nothing. my brother in law did the vacuuming once and couldnt figure out how to get the chord back in, so he wrapped it around the vacuum lol
To let you cook for them, do their laundry, iron them, work on the field, hold them while they pee or what?
That mean that they care for a woman and treat her in a good maner.
Being macho doesn't imply to behave like an jerk with an attitude like "slap that bitch", but a guy who is markedly masculine in his appearance or his manner.
There is a difference between being a macho and being an asshole.
Balkan men firmly are holding good reputation in the opinion of women outside Balkans. Because of their macho look, temperament, impulsiveness, passion and solid proportions.
But when I compare our Macedonian women with the rest, doesn't matter for me if the Latinas are sexy as hell or the Italian are smooth and fine-drawn or the Polish and Russian women are naturally beautiful and so on, when I have a born weakness to my kind to my Macedonian women, for me the cutiest, maybe often over reacting and possessive, always wild and rebeling but surely the only one skilled to make us kill eachother for their entertainment..
The purpose of the media is not to make you to think that the name must be changed, but to get you into debate - what name would suit us! - Bratot
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Another Joke.
Pece bil golem zenkar najgolem zenkar vo seloto.
Pece mu rece na zenatmu,
"zeno, ko kje umram samo edna zelba da mi ispolnish".
"Ta zelba mi e, da me zakopash gol"
Zentamu mu rece,
" dobro bre mazu, ako sakash taka, taka kje bidi"
pominaja dva meseci, i pece bog go prostil.
sega zentamu mu go ispolna zelbata,
i go zakopa pece gol.
poslem 14 dena, pece zenkaro, mu dojde na zentamu vo son.
i vo sono, mu veli na zenatmu,
"zeno..... mi study. da me odkopash i da me oblechish"
A sega zenatmu belata se pate. drugiot den,
zenatmu na pece zenkarot, mu dojse alishta na grob,
i kutrata pochna so lopata da go odskriva pece.
stigna kopajneto do sandugo, i go otvorva kapako,
i shto da vidi, pece go nema samo pismo natre vo sanduko.
vo to pismoto pishuvalo,
"zeno..... aka me barash, tri groboj podolu sum kaj mareto"Last edited by Bill77; 12-09-2009, 09:21 PM.http://www.macedoniantruth.org/forum/showthread.php?p=120873#post120873
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Originally posted by Bill77 View Post"zeno..... aka me barash, tri groboj podolu sum kaj mareto"They sound so much funnier in Macedonian.
Risto the Great
MACEDONIA:ANHEDONIA
"Holding my breath for the revolution."
Hey, I wrote a bestseller. Check it out: www.ren-shen.com
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Originally posted by Bij View Postnah mate. obviously i am too clever and witty for that
Here is a nice Fella wanting to get Married...
What do you say..hehehe
poor fella..........lol
Goki od Murtino
The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!
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Originally posted by Bratot View PostIf your relations were based on a friendship and you were a guest what did you expect?
To let you cook for them, do their laundry, iron them, work on the field, hold them while they pee or what?
That mean that they care for a woman and treat her in a good maner.
Being macho doesn't imply to behave like an jerk with an attitude like "slap that bitch", but a guy who is markedly masculine in his appearance or his manner.
There is a difference between being a macho and being an asshole.
Balkan men firmly are holding good reputation in the opinion of women outside Balkans. Because of their macho look, temperament, impulsiveness, passion and solid proportions.
But when I compare our Macedonian women with the rest, doesn't matter for me if the Latinas are sexy as hell or the Italian are smooth and fine-drawn or the Polish and Russian women are naturally beautiful and so on, when I have a born weakness to my kind to my Macedonian women, for me the cutiest, maybe often over reacting and possessive, always wild and rebeling but surely the only one skilled to make us kill eachother for their entertainment..
Bij, The Macedonian Men in stari kraj follow Bon Ton strictly, its not being soft at all its more like being nice and polite. When a guest comes to your house are you rude to them??
Jankovska, Why would you talk back to a Sverkva?? You know that Snajki and Svekrvi get along like a house on fire.МАКЕДОНЕЦ си кога кавал ќе ти ја распара душата,зурла ќе ти го раскине срцето,кога секое влакно од кожата ќе ти се наежи кога ќе видиш шеснаесеткрако сонце,кога до коска ќе те заболи кога ќе слушнеш ПЈРМ,кога немаш ни за леб,а полн си во душата затоа што ја сакаш МАКЕДОНИЈА. МАКЕДОНИЈА во срце те носиме.
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