Macedonian Humour

[RedAndYellowBlood]

Motorbike Ramp Fail - Skapan C*nt!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1noO-Q6HS9E

listen to the Macedonians...hahahaha too funny..


question to the admins.. why doesn't the youtube sometimes come up..?

I uploaded that on youtube, its my cousin that stacks the bike

[The LION will ROAR]

I uploaded that on youtube, its my cousin that stacks the bike

was that you yelling out "PICKATI MAJCINA .....TI REKOV"...hahaha

too funny...

[RedAndYellowBlood]

was that you yelling out "PICKATI MAJCINA .....TI REKOV"...hahaha

too funny...

haha nah its not, that's his nunko yelling it out!

[DraganOfStip]

I uploaded that on youtube, its my cousin that stacks the bike

You uploaded it on youtube,and some guys from a Macedonian website called Motika uploaded it there so you can find your video there as well

http://www.motika.com.mk/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=37997:-epic-fail&catid=1&Itemid=13

It's a great Macedonian website for fun and laughs,if you have some spare time don't hesitate to take a peak.

[RedAndYellowBlood]

You uploaded it on youtube,and some guys from a Macedonian website called Motika uploaded it there so you can find your video there as well

http://www.motika.com.mk/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=37997:-epic-fail&catid=1&Itemid=13

It's a great Macedonian website for fun and laughs,if you have some spare time don't hesitate to take a peak.

haha its gone viral!
Just noticed they watermarked the video, isn't there laws against that shit lol

[Risto the Great]

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans walk into a fine restaurant.

"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group ........

"You can't come in here without a Thai. "

[DraganOfStip]

[makedonche]

Three couples go on their honeymoons together, Macedonian couple, Italian Couple and a Prosfigi/Albanian/Greek Couple. The next morning after the first honeymoon night they're sitting at the breakfast table trying to impress each other about their fantastic night they just had, the Macedonian looks on the breakfast table and spots the honey jar and says to his new wife "hey honey can you pass the honey", not to be outdone the italian spots the sugar bowl and says " hey sugar can you pass the sugar", the Prosfigi/Albanian/Greek looks at his wife and says "hey pig, pass the bacon" !

[Risto the Great]

That is cruel! Pigs are useful!

[Bill77]

Pigs give you bacon, ham, cute little piglets, djimbrinki mmmmmmmm djimbrinki.
And some other things not many know about, such as,
• Soap, shampoo, conditioner, cosmetics and toothpaste;
• Dough improver, which uses proteins from pig hair;
• Gelatin, which is used in low-fat foods as well as in cheesecake, vanilla pudding, chocolate mousse and tiramisu;
• Beer, wine and fruit juice, which can be filtered by using a gelatin sieve to clear out impurities;
• Bone china and paint, paintbrushes and sandpaper;
• Collagen to remove wrinkles and pig heart valves to replace defective human valves.

Aprently there are 185 things that comes from pigs acording to The book, "PIG 05049,"


What has Greece done for the world lately?

[Phoenix]

Pigs give you bacon, ham, cute little piglets, djimbrinki mmmmmmmm djimbrinki.
And some other things not many know about, such as,
• Soap, shampoo, conditioner, cosmetics and toothpaste;
• Dough improver, which uses proteins from pig hair;
• Gelatin, which is used in low-fat foods as well as in cheesecake, vanilla pudding, chocolate mousse and tiramisu;
• Beer, wine and fruit juice, which can be filtered by using a gelatin sieve to clear out impurities;
• Bone china and paint, paintbrushes and sandpaper;
• Collagen to remove wrinkles and pig heart valves to replace defective human valves.

Aprently there are 185 things that comes from pigs acording to The book, "PIG 05049,"


What has Greece done for the world lately?

...greece is the shit that makes pigs so happy.

lol @ the djimbrinki

[makedonche]

.....yeah...but what about the joke? was it funny or what?

[Phoenix]

.....yeah...but what about the joke? was it funny or what?

...shit yeah, a pisser mate...what about you, did it tickle the funny bone you miserable bastard

[George S.]

very funny good ones.

[Bill77]

.....yeah...but what about the joke? was it funny or what?

It would have been if you didn't offend Porky