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Q: What do you call a GOAT tied up to a lamp post in the middle of ATHENS?
A: A leisure Centre.The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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Q. Why do men in GREECE wear Albanian dresses?
A. Because the GOATS can hear a zipper a mile away!The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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Q. What do you call a Greek tampon?
A. Abzorba the leak!The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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Q. What do Bulgarian lesbians use for a lubricant?
A. Tartar sauce!The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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Q. Why don't GREEKS talk when they are having sex?
A. Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers and also not to talk with their mouths full!The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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Q. How can you tell a Greek is lying?
A. Other Greeks look interested.The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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My goodness I could have sworn I read a Bulgarian joke here!
That was from out of left-field!Risto the Great
MACEDONIA:ANHEDONIA
"Holding my breath for the revolution."
Hey, I wrote a bestseller. Check it out: www.ren-shen.comComment
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What do you get when you mix a Tatar and a Slav?
A (modern) Bulgarian.
That wasn't meant to be funny. It's the truth.In the name of the blood and the sun, the dagger and the gun, Christ protect this soldier, a lion and a Macedonian.Comment
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Q: What do you get when you put a Bulgarian and a Greek in a room?
A: 2 people who want to be Macedonian.Risto the Great
MACEDONIA:ANHEDONIA
"Holding my breath for the revolution."
Hey, I wrote a bestseller. Check it out: www.ren-shen.comComment
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God didn't make the Greeks..
the Westerners made you..
with a:-
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Dash of Albanian
Dash of Turk
Splash of Jew
Pinch of Slav
sprinkle abit of Vlach
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You Pour Ethiopian
Top it up with German
and stir with a Western COCK..
and then you let it simer in HELL for 100years..
and there you go..
YOU HAVE GREEK...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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Traditionally, the inhabitants of the area around Sofia, the Shops, have a reputation for a species of stupid cunning...
There are two Shop policemen on duty in Sofia, when they're approached by a tourist. He asks a question in English, obviously looking for help. They don't understand him, so he tries again in French. Still no better. He tries once more in German, and, getting no response, finally gives up and goes away.
"I think we should learn a foreign language, don't you?", says one policeman. "It might be useful". "I don't see why", says the other. "That tourist knew several, and it didn't help him".The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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....\..............(.........)................/for Greeceeee!!!!!!!!!The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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Image of a Modern Day GREEK GOD..!!!!!
The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!Comment
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