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  • Bill77
    Senior Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 4545

    Originally posted by The LION will ROAR View Post
    Q. How do you save a Greek from drowning in a water Polo Game?
    A. You take your foot of his head!
    hahahahahahha You and Risto should be on stage.
    http://www.macedoniantruth.org/forum/showthread.php?p=120873#post120873

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    • The LION will ROAR
      Senior Member
      • Jan 2009
      • 3231

      Q. Why Wasn't Christ Born In Greece?
      A. Because They Couldn't Find Three Wise Men And a Virgin.
      The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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      • The LION will ROAR
        Senior Member
        • Jan 2009
        • 3231

        Q. What's wrong with Greek jokes?
        A. Greeks don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
        The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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        • The LION will ROAR
          Senior Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 3231

          Q.When Greeks die, why do they bury them 600 feet underground?
          A. Because deep down, they're really nice guys.
          The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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          • The LION will ROAR
            Senior Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 3231

            Q: What's the difference between a Greek and a mosquito?
            A: If you slap a mosquito, it'll stop sucking.
            The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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            • The LION will ROAR
              Senior Member
              • Jan 2009
              • 3231

              Q: What do Greeks miss most about a great party?
              A: The invitation.
              The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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              • Risto the Great
                Senior Member
                • Sep 2008
                • 15660

                TLWR is on fire again.
                Risto the Great
                MACEDONIA:ANHEDONIA
                "Holding my breath for the revolution."

                Hey, I wrote a bestseller. Check it out: www.ren-shen.com

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                • The LION will ROAR
                  Senior Member
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 3231

                  Originally posted by Risto the Great View Post
                  TLWR is on fire again.
                  Speaking about fire..

                  A Greek calls the fire department because his house was on fire. They ask him how to get there and he says
                  "ELA RE MALAKA, the big red truck?!."
                  The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                  • Bill77
                    Senior Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 4545

                    Originally posted by Risto the Great View Post
                    TLWR is on fire again.
                    He's Smokiiiiiiing.


                    Red Simons once said a joke on Hey Hey Its Saturday that got him in trouble with his Greek wife. He said,

                    What is the definition of a Greek ?

                    A Turk trying to be a Roman.

                    what i found to be funny was that he thought it was a joke. lol
                    as TLWR joke goes,
                    Q. What's wrong with Greek jokes?
                    A. Greeks don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
                    http://www.macedoniantruth.org/forum/showthread.php?p=120873#post120873

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                    • The LION will ROAR
                      Senior Member
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 3231

                      Sinot go prasuva tatkoto: -Tato Rampo, so e pijanica?
                      Rampo odgovara:
                      -Gi gleas onie dve shtici?
                      -Ama tato jas...:
                      -Nema ama, shlusaj me. Epa pijaniot gi gleda cetiri.:
                      -Ama tato jas gledam samo edna shtica.
                      The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                      • The LION will ROAR
                        Senior Member
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 3231


                        Posle stomatoloshki pregled Rampo go srekava Rubin i go prashuva:-Rubin,zoshto imash krofna vo gazo?-Doktorot mi kaza da jadam na drugata strana!
                        The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                        • The LION will ROAR
                          Senior Member
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 3231

                          The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                          • The LION will ROAR
                            Senior Member
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 3231

                            Sedi Rampo vo dnevnata a mobilniot go ostavil vo kujnata.Rampojca pravi rucek i mu dovikuva na Rampeta: -RAMPO, DE BE ZEMI GO TELEFONOV OD PREESKA BATTERY LOW TE BARA.
                            The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                            • The LION will ROAR
                              Senior Member
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 3231

                              The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                              • The LION will ROAR
                                Senior Member
                                • Jan 2009
                                • 3231

                                Rampo i Rampojca si legnuvaat da spijat, Rampo zema edna polna casha so voda i edna prazna casha gi stava do krevet, Ramojca go prashuva:
                                - More staro, shoceprajsh so cashive ?
                                - Cuti mori, mozi ce bidam zeden a mozi i ne, aj tamu spijaj.
                                The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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