Friendship

[Jankovska]

i got this on email today and even though I am so bored of this friendships emails I kinda like this one
True Friendship

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got "lucky."
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask ?, "Because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

And remember.....when life hands you Lemons, get some tequila and salt and call me!!!

[malenka]

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

I would like to say the same counts if you bump into a lamp post, pole, the sink...you got a friend in me

[Jankovska]

Originally Posted by malenka

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

I would like to say the same counts if you bump into a lamp post, pole, the sink...you got a friend in me

Man I hate you sometimes... you said no one will ever find out, now the whole world knows

[malenka]

Most friendships are a delicate flower, eventually they dry up and die. I however am I cactus. I will keep poking you so you know I will always be there