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Macedonian Humour
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Consul : What is your name?
Greek: Suckos Pipi-dope-aloss
Consul: Sex?
Greek : Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Greek : Both Male and female sometimes Sheep
Consul: Holy cow!
Greek : Yes, cows and dogs too
Consul: Man,......... isn' t it hostile?
Greek :Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul: Oh dear!
Greek : Deer No ,hole too high, run too fast!The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!
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Macedonian STYLE
Two Macedonian were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.
One said, 'I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.'
'I don't think I have ever heard of that one,' said the other Macedonian 'What is it?'
'Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind.
Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear:
'Boy, these feel just like your sister's. Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds.'The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!
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A GREEK POLICE Officer decides to Question and interigate a Macedonian Man, and summons him to the Greek Police
Station. The Greek Officer is not surprised when the Macedonian Man shows up with his lawyer.
The Greek Police Officer says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment as we don't hire Macedonian people in Greece, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the Greek Police finds that believable."
"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says the Macedonian. "How about a demonstration?"
The Greek Office thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."
The Macedonian says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."
The Greek Office thinks a moment and says, "It's a bet."
The Macedonian removes his glass eye and bites it.
The Greek Officer jaw drops.
The Macedonian says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."
Now the Greek Officer can tell the Macedonian isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
The Macedonian removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned Greek Police Officer now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with the Macedonian lawyer as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
"Want to go double or nothing?" The Macedonian asks. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."
The Greek Officer, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
The Macedonian stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the Greek police officer's desk.
The Police Officer leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But the Macedonian lawyer moans and puts his head in his hands.
"Are you okay?" the Greek police officer asks.
"Not really," says the lawyer. "This morning, when The Macedonian told me he'd been summoned for an investigation, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it.The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!
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On a train from Athens to SOLUN, a Greek was telling a Macedonian
sitting across from him in the compartment.
"You Macedonian set yourselves apart too much.
Look at me... in me, I have Turkish blood, Alabnian blood, a little Ethiopian blood, and
some Slav blood. What do you say to that?"
The Macedonian said, "Very sporting of your mother."The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!
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A Macedonian man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the
elevator, there was a Greek women already inside and he greeted him by saying,
"T-G-I-F" (letters only).
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only)."
She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.
He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."
The Greek women was trying to be friendly, so she smiled a biggest smile and
said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time.
The Macedonian smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical
expression, "S-H-I-T."
The Greek women finally decided to explain things, and this time he said,
"T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?"
The Macedonian answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!
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A Macedonian and a Greek walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear.
The Macedonian immediately opened his Backpak, pulled out a pair of
sneakers and started putting them on. The Greek looked at him and
said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!"
"I don't have to," the Macedonian replied. "I only have to outrun you."The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!
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A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's
grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little
girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a GREEK and an honest man.'"The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!
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I am too scared to post here ....
LwH .... prolific is the word that comes to mind!Risto the Great
MACEDONIA:ANHEDONIA
"Holding my breath for the revolution."
Hey, I wrote a bestseller. Check it out: www.ren-shen.com
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Originally posted by Risto the Great View PostI am too scared to post here ....
LwH .... prolific is the word that comes to mind!
I have over 2000 jokes..lol
many are very offensive aswell..
Please advise if i go over board.. or need to tone things down..
Cheers...The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!
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I would like that someone invite Demos and terra to have a look here!
Nice job bro!Ние македонците не сме ни срби, ни бугари, туку просто Македонци. Ние ги симпатизираме и едните и другите, кој ќе не ослободи, нему ќе му речеме благодарам, но србите и бугарите нека не забораваат дека Македонија е само за Македонците.
- Борис Сарафов, 2 септември 1902
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Originally posted by Dimko-piperkata View Post
i adore macedonian humor
Love it!
Risto the Great
MACEDONIA:ANHEDONIA
"Holding my breath for the revolution."
Hey, I wrote a bestseller. Check it out: www.ren-shen.com
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Originally posted by The LION will ROAR View PostRTG,
I have over 2000 jokes..lol
many are very offensive aswell..
Please advise if i go over board.. or need to tone things down..
Cheers...Risto the Great
MACEDONIA:ANHEDONIA
"Holding my breath for the revolution."
Hey, I wrote a bestseller. Check it out: www.ren-shen.com
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