Macedonian Humour

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A Greek, a Frenchman and an American argued who was the bravest man. The American said, "For example, we take ten cars of which one has no brakes. We throw dice, each of us gets a car, we drive on a mountain road. Afterwards one of us is in a hospital, and the other nine visit him there."
"That's nothing," the Frenchman said. "We choose ten girls and one of them has AIDS. We throw dice and each one of us gets a girl, and we make love to them throughout the night. Afterwards one of us is in a hospital, and the other nine visit him."
The Greek said, "We gather in an apartment, even though we know that one of us must be an informer. We tell political jokes throughout the night, and then nine are in jail, and one visits the nine there."

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A Greek, a Frenchman and an Englishman argued about Adam's nationality.
The Frenchman said, "Of course Adam was French. Look how passionately he made love to Eve!"
The Englishman said, "Of course Adam was British. Look how he gave his only apple to the lady, like a real gentleman."
The Greek said, "Of course Adam only could be Greek. Who else, possessing nothing but a sole apple, and walking with a naked ass, still believed he was in a paradise?"

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In Greece, a lecturer gave a public talk entitled "Is there life on Mars?"
When he finished, he asked, "Any questions?"
"Yes. When will we have a life in Greece?"

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Some thirty Greek people gathered to celebrate the birthday of the host. After a few bottles of OUZO were imbibed, the tongues got loose, and the guests started telling political jokes.
Through laughter, a voice sounded, "MALAKAS, please, it's too noisy. In such a noise, I can't hear the jokes. I am writing it down, you know."
A man sitting next to the one who's writing down, says admiringly, "How do you manage to write down that fast?"
"Oh, I'm writing down only their initials."

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A Greek applied for a visa to leave for Australia. And his reason, he indicated that he had a brother in Australia who fell ill and needed help. The officials at the passport office said,
"Then why won't your brother rather come over here in Greece?"
"My brother is sick, but he's not mentally sick."