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  • Prolet
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 5241

    Mastika, What about Selo Smrdesh?
    МАКЕДОНЕЦ си кога кавал ќе ти ја распара душата,зурла ќе ти го раскине срцето,кога секое влакно од кожата ќе ти се наежи кога ќе видиш шеснаесеткрако сонце,кога до коска ќе те заболи кога ќе слушнеш ПЈРМ,кога немаш ни за леб,а полн си во душата затоа што ја сакаш МАКЕДОНИЈА. МАКЕДОНИЈА во срце те носиме.

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    • osiris
      Senior Member
      • Sep 2008
      • 1969

      podmochani krivogashtani kuchkoini i wonder what inspired those names

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      • Prolet
        Senior Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 5241

        Osiris, What about Kurajca?
        МАКЕДОНЕЦ си кога кавал ќе ти ја распара душата,зурла ќе ти го раскине срцето,кога секое влакно од кожата ќе ти се наежи кога ќе видиш шеснаесеткрако сонце,кога до коска ќе те заболи кога ќе слушнеш ПЈРМ,кога немаш ни за леб,а полн си во душата затоа што ја сакаш МАКЕДОНИЈА. МАКЕДОНИЈА во срце те носиме.

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        • The LION will ROAR
          Senior Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 3231

          Originally posted by Prolet View Post
          Mastika, What about Selo Smrdesh?

          Smrdesh is a nick name..because of it's smell..but the actual names is called Kosel
          The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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          • Mastika
            Member
            • Feb 2010
            • 503

            Originally posted by osiris View Post
            podmochani krivogashtani kuchkoini i wonder what inspired those names
            One of the great questions of life!
            lol

            ps. @The Lion will Roar, there is another Smrdesh in Aegean Macedonia, in Kostursko.

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            • Makedonec
              Junior Member
              • Apr 2009
              • 25

              Двајца браќа отвориле продавница на 2 ката. На вратата пишувало имаме се и сешто.
              Некој мајтапчија влегол и рекол:

              - Сакам да ми дајте 3 кила ништо
              - Оди горе кај брат ми, тој ќе ти даде.

              Се качил овој и му побарал ништо, продавачот ги изгаснил светлата и му рекол:
              - Гледаш нешто?
              - Ништо не гледам...
              - Епа ај земај 3 кила и да те нема!
              И ако треба, крв ќе пролева, за нашта Македонија

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              • Buktop
                Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 934

                YouTube - YUGO KORAL 55 TRANSPORT.mp4

                We know how to save gas
                "I'm happy to answer any question and I don't hide from that"

                Never once say you walk upon your final way
                though skies of steel obscure the blue of day.
                Our long awaited hour will draw near
                and our footsteps will thunder - We are Here!

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                • The LION will ROAR
                  Senior Member
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 3231

                  Solzi smea-Romi 5


                  Solzi i smea - Gupci
                  The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                  • Makedonetz
                    Senior Member
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 1080

                    Greece has poured money into this singer to bring them back out of debt. He is schedualed to appear in Athens where they will called it the "Come Back out of EU Debt Tour" Tickets are selling quick, the gypsies have been camping outside of the Acropolis for days thinking he will be performing there. William Hung coming to a greek ampatheater near you!

                    Makedoncite se borat
                    za svoite pravdini!

                    "The one who works for joining of Macedonia to Bulgaria,Greece or Serbia can consider himself as a good Bulgarian, Greek or Serb, but not a good Macedonian"
                    - Goce Delchev

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                    • Makedonetz
                      Senior Member
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 1080

                      Humor Section

                      We need one here @ the MTF post some funny stuff to pass the time.

                      Look what Yannis Giftopolos found at the local club one night partying too much and brought her home to show his mother & father

                      Makedoncite se borat
                      za svoite pravdini!

                      "The one who works for joining of Macedonia to Bulgaria,Greece or Serbia can consider himself as a good Bulgarian, Greek or Serb, but not a good Macedonian"
                      - Goce Delchev

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                      • fyrOM
                        Banned
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 2180

                        Markedness you’re walking where most would fear to tread.

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                        • fyrOM
                          Banned
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 2180

                          stupid spell checker Makedonetz

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                          • Makedonetz
                            Senior Member
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 1080

                            you must admit this is funny ;D
                            Makedoncite se borat
                            za svoite pravdini!

                            "The one who works for joining of Macedonia to Bulgaria,Greece or Serbia can consider himself as a good Bulgarian, Greek or Serb, but not a good Macedonian"
                            - Goce Delchev

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                            • Soldier of Macedon
                              Senior Member
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 13674

                              Again, Makedonetz, you're doubling up too much, slow it down with all your threads and check for relevant and existing threads first before you keep creating. In your earlier post you speak of how the MTO needs such a section, but you yourself recently posted on a thread that has the same topic. Let's keep it lean.

                              This thread has been merged to the existing and relevant one.
                              In the name of the blood and the sun, the dagger and the gun, Christ protect this soldier, a lion and a Macedonian.

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