Macedonian Humour

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I'd like thank the person who posted one of my jokes in the The Macedonian Digest Edition 42...

http://www.maknews.com/html/articles/stefov/digest_42.html

Maybe they could use more of our jokes for each edition....

Good stuff..!!!

[Risto the Great]

Risto Stefov is a lovely guy and does visit here often.
We welcome his contributions and certainly offer all text on this site to him.

... and it was a good joke he included on the digest too

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Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.
As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"
"First Place!" said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"
They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.
After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell are these Greeks?" asked Pinocchio.

[Dimko-piperkata]

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Theres 3 differences.. can you see them

http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/zoeken.html

[Commander Bond]

The Greek Husband

A young virgin marries a Greek man and before the wedding her father tells her that, being Greek, her husband may ask her to turn the other way in bed one day, but the she doesn’t have to do it if she doesn’t want to.

Sure enough, after a couple of months, her husband asks her to turn over and she says

"No, my father said I don’t have to do this."

Her husband says ‘OK, that’s fine by me, but I thought you wanted children."

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Funniest dancer from Macedonia
YouTube - Funniest dancer from Macedonia- damn he is good - Shto imala ksmet Stamena

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Crazy indian song-greek reloaded(2nd hit of the album)
YouTube - Crazy indian song-greek reloaded(2nd hit of the album)

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MAKEDONIA--HUMOR Grcka granica

[Bij]

Sorry, this isn't a Greek joke, but I found it pretty funny. Going by memory so it'll be a mix of maklish

A son decides one day to get married, and approaches his father to let him know.
'Dad, I've decided to get married!'
The father replies, 'that's great son, who is the lucky lady?'
The son explains to his father 'Dad, I have chosen Cvetanka od gorna mala, the beautiful tall blonde'
The father says to the son, 'she is a real beauty son, but I'm sorry, you can't marry her!'
'Why not?' asks the son
'Well son, sorry to tell you, but she is really your sister. Please find another girl, you can't marry this one'
Slightly deterred, the son decides to break things off with Cvetanka and find another love. 6 months later, feels he has met the woman of his dreams and approaches his father again. He tells his father his intentions.
'That's great son! Did you find another woman? Who is she?'
'Yes, yes dad I have. I'm in love with Roza od dolna mala, the short, beautiful brunette'
The father tells him 'yes son, she is also very beautiful, but you can't marry this one either.'
'But why dad?'
'Because son, she is also a sister of yours'
Now the son is angry at his father. Sitting around his home moping, his mum comes across the son and asks him what is wrong. The son hesitates to tell his mum at first, but is so angry at his father, he blurts out the whole story.
The mother tells the son, 'abe sinko, so se sekiras? koja sakas zemisija, mislis deka toj ti e tebe tatko?'

[Risto the Great]

Excellent joke Bij!
Let it be said, as diverse and abundant the material is for jokes relating to Greeks, we can joke about other things as well.

[madsulpet]

uhm,Thanks so much 4 sharing with us,bros :-)

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The gerkoman prayer

our father who art in southern greece

hallowed be thy name

thy southern greek kingdom come

thy will be done in macedonia

as it is in southern greece



give us our daily dose

of greek propaganda

forgive us for being macedonians

as we forgive the greeks

who trespass against us



lead us not into freedom

but deliver us

from our macedonian roots



for thine is

the southern greek kingdom

the power and occupation

forever and ever amen

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