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  • The LION will ROAR
    Senior Member
    • Jan 2009
    • 3231

    Many Greeks live in these streets..!!!


    The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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    • The LION will ROAR
      Senior Member
      • Jan 2009
      • 3231

      The Finger to it's Neighbours
      The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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      • Risto the Great
        Senior Member
        • Sep 2008
        • 15658

        Beware of the black hand of Greece!
        Risto the Great
        MACEDONIA:ANHEDONIA
        "Holding my breath for the revolution."

        Hey, I wrote a bestseller. Check it out: www.ren-shen.com

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        • The LION will ROAR
          Senior Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 3231

          I Bet these people think they are Pure Greeks....hehehehe
          The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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          • The LION will ROAR
            Senior Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 3231

            SEE HOW FAR YOU COULD KICK DORA BAKOYANNIS.......?


            So far my best score is 162433m
            Last edited by The LION will ROAR; 05-14-2009, 12:29 AM.
            The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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            • Risto the Great
              Senior Member
              • Sep 2008
              • 15658

              That is a bloody good score!
              Strangely I was aroused looking at her underwear like that.
              Risto the Great
              MACEDONIA:ANHEDONIA
              "Holding my breath for the revolution."

              Hey, I wrote a bestseller. Check it out: www.ren-shen.com

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              • The LION will ROAR
                Senior Member
                • Jan 2009
                • 3231

                Trick is wait till she bends down the most...
                Dora watches too many gaygreek porn...lol
                The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                • Commander Bond
                  Junior Member
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 72

                  Q. Why do greeks only have 2 pallbearers at their funerals?

                  A. Because garbage cans only have 2 handles.

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                  • Commander Bond
                    Junior Member
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 72

                    Originally posted by The LION will ROAR View Post
                    Trick is wait till she bends down the most...
                    Dora watches too many gaygreek porn...lol

                    Excellent tip. I got 154177 m

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                    • The LION will ROAR
                      Senior Member
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 3231

                      Who are you, or who are the greeks to tell someone, about his name?!
                      Only God is almighty.

                      not these guys:
                      The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                      • The LION will ROAR
                        Senior Member
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 3231

                        A Macedonian, a Greek and a Bulgarian, caught a goldfish...
                        The goldfish said: Please let me go, tell me a wish, and I'll make it true.

                        The Greek says: I want high walls all around greece, so nobody can come in, make the wall 10 meters, I don't want nobody even to have a peek in my land!
                        The goldfish just moved with the tale, and the Greek's wish came true.
                        The Bulgarian: I want walls around my Bulgaria 50 meters high! I want the walls to be covered with barbed wire so nobody can even think to go across...!!
                        The goldfish moved again with its tale, and the wish came true.
                        The fish then asked the Macedonian: And what is your wish?
                        The Macedonian: Did you make their wishes?
                        The fish says: Yes.
                        The Macedonian: Are you really really sure? - Yes! - 100%?
                        The fish shouts: YES!
                        The Macedonian: Then give me a cold beer!
                        The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                        • The LION will ROAR
                          Senior Member
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 3231

                          The Greek version of evolution....
                          YouTube - Evolucion

                          and I bet they believe it too...pffff
                          The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                          • King Makedon
                            Member
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 187

                            How do Albanians say for: "Excuse me, I didn't hear you quite well. can you repeat it again,please?"

                            - aaah?
                            Last edited by King Makedon; 06-02-2009, 08:47 PM.
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                            The world belongs to Macedonia. Macedonia does not belong to the world, especially not to Macedonia's neighbouring countries.
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                            • King Makedon
                              Member
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 187

                              Доаѓа Слободан Милошевиќ кај Киро Глигоров на посета во Македонија.
                              И така си се шетаа да си направат муабет низ планините и наеднаш среќаваат на мртов албанец. Милошевиќ прашува: „Зошто е овој мртов?“ Глигоров му отговара:„Јадеше отровни печурки.“ Идат понатаму и наоѓат уште еден мртов алабанец. Милошевиќ прашува:„ А зошто е овој мртов?“ Глигоров му отговара:„ И овој јадеше отровни печурки.“ Идат понатаму и среќаваат на уште еден мртов алабанец. Милошевиќ прашува:„ А како умрел овој сега?“ Глигоров му отговара:„ Овој не сакаше да јаде отровни печурки.“
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                              The world belongs to Macedonia. Macedonia does not belong to the world, especially not to Macedonia's neighbouring countries.
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                              • King Makedon
                                Member
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 187

                                YouTube - Ednooki, Makedonija
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                                The world belongs to Macedonia. Macedonia does not belong to the world, especially not to Macedonia's neighbouring countries.
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