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  • TrueMacedonian
    Senior Member
    • Jan 2009
    • 3812

    Originally posted by Commander Bond View Post
    Q. What do you call a greek with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?

    A. A bisexual!

    that was funny
    Slayer Of The Modern "greek" Myth!!!

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    • The LION will ROAR
      Senior Member
      • Jan 2009
      • 3231

      Q: What do you call a GOAT tied up to a lamp post in the middle of ATHENS?
      A: A leisure Centre.
      The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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      • The LION will ROAR
        Senior Member
        • Jan 2009
        • 3231

        Q. Why do men in GREECE wear Albanian dresses?
        A. Because the GOATS can hear a zipper a mile away!
        The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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        • The LION will ROAR
          Senior Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 3231

          Q. What do you call a Greek tampon?
          A. Abzorba the leak!
          The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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          • The LION will ROAR
            Senior Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 3231

            Q. What do Bulgarian lesbians use for a lubricant?
            A. Tartar sauce!
            The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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            • The LION will ROAR
              Senior Member
              • Jan 2009
              • 3231

              Q. Why don't GREEKS talk when they are having sex?
              A. Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers and also not to talk with their mouths full!
              The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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              • The LION will ROAR
                Senior Member
                • Jan 2009
                • 3231

                Q. How can you tell a Greek is lying?
                A. Other Greeks look interested.
                The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                • Risto the Great
                  Senior Member
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 15658

                  My goodness I could have sworn I read a Bulgarian joke here!
                  That was from out of left-field!
                  Risto the Great
                  MACEDONIA:ANHEDONIA
                  "Holding my breath for the revolution."

                  Hey, I wrote a bestseller. Check it out: www.ren-shen.com

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                  • Soldier of Macedon
                    Senior Member
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 13670

                    What do you get when you mix a Tatar and a Slav?

                    A (modern) Bulgarian.

                    That wasn't meant to be funny. It's the truth.
                    In the name of the blood and the sun, the dagger and the gun, Christ protect this soldier, a lion and a Macedonian.

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                    • Risto the Great
                      Senior Member
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 15658

                      Q: What do you get when you put a Bulgarian and a Greek in a room?
                      A: 2 people who want to be Macedonian.
                      Risto the Great
                      MACEDONIA:ANHEDONIA
                      "Holding my breath for the revolution."

                      Hey, I wrote a bestseller. Check it out: www.ren-shen.com

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                      • The LION will ROAR
                        Senior Member
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 3231

                        God didn't make the Greeks..
                        the Westerners made you..
                        with a:-
                        .
                        Dash of Albanian
                        Dash of Turk
                        Splash of Jew
                        Pinch of Slav
                        sprinkle abit of Vlach
                        .
                        .
                        You Pour Ethiopian
                        Top it up with German
                        and stir with a Western COCK..
                        and then you let it simer in HELL for 100years..
                        and there you go..

                        YOU HAVE GREEK...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                        The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                        • The LION will ROAR
                          Senior Member
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 3231

                          Traditionally, the inhabitants of the area around Sofia, the Shops, have a reputation for a species of stupid cunning...


                          There are two Shop policemen on duty in Sofia, when they're approached by a tourist. He asks a question in English, obviously looking for help. They don't understand him, so he tries again in French. Still no better. He tries once more in German, and, getting no response, finally gives up and goes away.

                          "I think we should learn a foreign language, don't you?", says one policeman. "It might be useful". "I don't see why", says the other. "That tourist knew several, and it didn't help him".
                          The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                          • The LION will ROAR
                            Senior Member
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 3231

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                            ....\..............(.........)................/for Greeceeee!!!!!!!!!
                            The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                            • The LION will ROAR
                              Senior Member
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 3231

                              The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                              • The LION will ROAR
                                Senior Member
                                • Jan 2009
                                • 3231

                                Image of a Modern Day GREEK GOD..!!!!!
                                The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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