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  • The LION will ROAR
    Senior Member
    • Jan 2009
    • 3231

    Q: Why is there no Seagulls in Greece?
    A: They can't beat the GREEKS GYPSIES to the tip.
    The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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    • The LION will ROAR
      Senior Member
      • Jan 2009
      • 3231

      Q.What do you call a Greek with 50 girlfriends?
      A. A shepherd
      The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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      • The LION will ROAR
        Senior Member
        • Jan 2009
        • 3231

        Q.Why did the little Greek boy run away from home?
        A.He didn't like the way he was being reared.
        The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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        • The LION will ROAR
          Senior Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 3231

          Q. Why did the greek man get fired from working at the sperm bank?
          A. Drinking on the job...
          The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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          • The LION will ROAR
            Senior Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 3231

            Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Greece?
            A: They don't want to wear out the Donkey
            The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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            • The LION will ROAR
              Senior Member
              • Jan 2009
              • 3231

              Q.What does a greek and an ambulance have in common?
              A. They both get loaded from the rear and go WHOO! WHOO!
              The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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              • The LION will ROAR
                Senior Member
                • Jan 2009
                • 3231

                Q. How do Gaygreeks dispose of their condoms?
                A. By farting!
                The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                • The LION will ROAR
                  Senior Member
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 3231

                  Q. Why are Gayreeks so generous?
                  A. Because they don't know how to be tight arsed!
                  The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                  • Commander Bond
                    Junior Member
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 72

                    Q. What do you call a greek with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?

                    A. A bisexual!

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                    • Daskalot
                      Senior Member
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 4345

                      Originally posted by Commander Bond View Post
                      Q. What do you call a greek with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?

                      A. A bisexual!


                      so funny!
                      Macedonian Truth Organisation

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                      • The LION will ROAR
                        Senior Member
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 3231

                        Q. Did you know that 70% of the Greek homo population was born that way?
                        A. The other 30% were sucked into it!
                        The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                        • The LION will ROAR
                          Senior Member
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 3231

                          Q. Why does Athens have so many Gays and Lesbos so many Lesbians?
                          A. Athens had first choice!
                          The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                          • The LION will ROAR
                            Senior Member
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 3231

                            Q: What do Greeks and black men have in common?
                            A: They both have black roots.
                            The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                            • The LION will ROAR
                              Senior Member
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 3231

                              Q. What`s the difference between a GAY GREEK and a Rooster?
                              A. In the morning a Rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a GAY GREEK says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
                              The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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                              • The LION will ROAR
                                Senior Member
                                • Jan 2009
                                • 3231

                                Q. Dora Bakoyannis recently died and went to heaven
                                A. That was a nice joke (I mean heaven)
                                The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!

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