Lets Help Greek Media Find Reasons for Loss
Sunday, 04 September 2011
The "Government paid Macedonian fans to travel to Lithuania", something this stupid can only come from Greek media. And it did, via Kathimerini! :-)
Macedonia is so wealthy, they can afford to pay for fans to travel to waterpolo, football, handball and basketball tournaments. In other words, Macedonia has no fans, rather Governmental employees who travel to tournaments. Greek media used the same excuses (fans) as shown in the snapshot above when Macedonia defeated Greece in waterpolo as well.
No one expects dignity from Greek media, particularly when they are outplayed by a better team. MINA's sports unit feels it needs to extend a helping hand to Greek media outlets to better swallow this loss and sell it to their people.
Here are the top reasons why Greece lost the match:
1. PM Gruevski called the Greek Coach late last night, breathed for several seconds and hung up.
2. Macedonians brought their own air supply, which allowed them not to depend on Lithuanian air.
3. Pero Antic scared the Greeks with his shaved head and tattoos.
4. Greek players were distracted after Macedonian fans celebrated by throwing money in the air.
5. Macedonian Government bought the Greek team.
6. Greek players were distracted, did not know who they played after Greek National TV placed a graphic over MKD. In Greece, GRE played against _____.
7. Greek players were distracted each time Macedonia scored. The "swoosh" sound distracted all of the Helens, or is it Hellans? Elens? Eleni? We are confused.
8. Greece could have won the match, but were distracted from the red and yellow colors who were brighter than normal.
9. The Kutlesh sun waved by Macedonian fans had too many rays causing Greece to miss shots.
10. Biggest distraction for Greece was the scoreboard which showed 72-58!
You are welcome, Kathimerini. //Pero Stamatovski
Sunday, 04 September 2011
The "Government paid Macedonian fans to travel to Lithuania", something this stupid can only come from Greek media. And it did, via Kathimerini! :-)
Macedonia is so wealthy, they can afford to pay for fans to travel to waterpolo, football, handball and basketball tournaments. In other words, Macedonia has no fans, rather Governmental employees who travel to tournaments. Greek media used the same excuses (fans) as shown in the snapshot above when Macedonia defeated Greece in waterpolo as well.
No one expects dignity from Greek media, particularly when they are outplayed by a better team. MINA's sports unit feels it needs to extend a helping hand to Greek media outlets to better swallow this loss and sell it to their people.
Here are the top reasons why Greece lost the match:
1. PM Gruevski called the Greek Coach late last night, breathed for several seconds and hung up.
2. Macedonians brought their own air supply, which allowed them not to depend on Lithuanian air.
3. Pero Antic scared the Greeks with his shaved head and tattoos.
4. Greek players were distracted after Macedonian fans celebrated by throwing money in the air.
5. Macedonian Government bought the Greek team.
6. Greek players were distracted, did not know who they played after Greek National TV placed a graphic over MKD. In Greece, GRE played against _____.
7. Greek players were distracted each time Macedonia scored. The "swoosh" sound distracted all of the Helens, or is it Hellans? Elens? Eleni? We are confused.
8. Greece could have won the match, but were distracted from the red and yellow colors who were brighter than normal.
9. The Kutlesh sun waved by Macedonian fans had too many rays causing Greece to miss shots.
10. Biggest distraction for Greece was the scoreboard which showed 72-58!
You are welcome, Kathimerini. //Pero Stamatovski
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