Macedonian Tattoo

[The LION will ROAR]

Can someone translate this for us......

[osiris]

the only good tatoo is the one in the joke about the white guy who goes to jamaica and while pissing in the hotel toilet he notices that the rasta guy next to him has the same tatoo on his penis as he does. so he says oh my god i couldnt help but notice we have the same tatoo WENDY on our penii in my case its my wifes name.
the rasta guy turns around and says

oh no man i got my tatoo while my penis was erect

it actually reads WE lcome to jamiaca have a N ice D a Y

i wanted to get one too but they couldnt find a script small enough to fit my message

[The LION will ROAR]

Trajce gets home late one night and his wife, Trajenka, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"

Trajce replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

[osiris]

thanks man trajce has it all

[Prolet]

hahahahahahaha

What happens if Trajche's wife wants a pay rise? He should have gotten a 500 euro note it wouldnt go any higher. lol

[The LION will ROAR]

hahahahahahaha

What happens if Trajche's wife wants a pay rise? He should have gotten a 500 euro note it wouldnt go any higher. lol

Oh Well she just has to work (Blow) 5 times harder...hahahaha

[The LION will ROAR]

[julie]

This dude is really patriotic! And ouch that has to hurt.

[Babazuba]

Tat-what?

Hehe, I like your sense of humour, but you better believe that I will not be getting any ink on my skin that did not have significance for me. And no, I am not one of these guys, but I have been intending to get one sooner or later, so I guess I am the same boat as yourself.

I am not impresed by tatoos.
People who need tatoos have boring life, are in need of atention,
have low openion of themselves.
Same goes for pearcing noses, ears, excetera,
This tatooing come from India where people mutilated their body out of desperation and miserable life, luck of edducation, and were dying
from social neglect for centurys.
Whats wrong with people in Australia, they to have boring life, I presume, and are neglected by sociaty? You would think,?
Aaaaa, Kyotek. ( smack)

[Soldier of Macedon]

I can think of a good tattoo for you.

[Prolet]

I can think of a good tattoo for you.

The same one that Trajche got?

[Soldier of Macedon]

Prolet, are you still a Macedonian monarchist? How's your king doing?

[Mikail]

:-)

I agree with you on the significance. But I've never understood people who tattoo their names on themselves. What are you trying to do? Put in a fail-safe plan against alzheimers??

A kid that used to work for me wanted to get his nick name tattooed down his arm when he turned 18. I told him he was a fucken idiot and talked him out of doing it. He thanked me a few months later.

[Prolet]

Prolet, are you still a Macedonian monarchist? How's your king doing?

Thats an interesting question SOM

Im a firm believer in democracy and i do believe that the monarch way of rule is outdated, i still believe it should be there because it is part of our history pretty much like it is everywhere else around the world. This is why i think Nestor Oginar would be good to have a chat with on this topic.

[Soldier of Macedon]

Mate, Nestor Oginar is a distant relative of some Germanic monarch, he is no monarch of Macedonia and certainly no king of mine. The question I asked wasn't interesting, it was supposed to be a joke, but obviously to you it isn't, I will therefore assume your answer to the question is YES.