Can someone translate this for us......
Macedonian Tattoo
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the only good tatoo is the one in the joke about the white guy who goes to jamaica and while pissing in the hotel toilet he notices that the rasta guy next to him has the same tatoo on his penis as he does. so he says oh my god i couldnt help but notice we have the same tatoo WENDY on our penii in my case its my wifes name.
the rasta guy turns around and says
oh no man i got my tatoo while my penis was erect
it actually reads WE lcome to jamiaca have a N ice D a Y
i wanted to get one too but they couldnt find a script small enough to fit my messageLast edited by osiris; 03-15-2010, 10:28 PM.
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Trajce gets home late one night and his wife, Trajenka, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
Trajce replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!
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hahahahahahaha
What happens if Trajche's wife wants a pay rise? He should have gotten a 500 euro note it wouldnt go any higher. lolМАКЕДОНЕЦ си кога кавал ќе ти ја распара душата,зурла ќе ти го раскине срцето,кога секое влакно од кожата ќе ти се наежи кога ќе видиш шеснаесеткрако сонце,кога до коска ќе те заболи кога ќе слушнеш ПЈРМ,кога немаш ни за леб,а полн си во душата затоа што ја сакаш МАКЕДОНИЈА. МАКЕДОНИЈА во срце те носиме.
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Originally posted by Prolet View Posthahahahahahaha
What happens if Trajche's wife wants a pay rise? He should have gotten a 500 euro note it wouldnt go any higher. lolThe Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!
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Last edited by The LION will ROAR; 12-15-2012, 12:48 AM.The Macedonians originates it, the Bulgarians imitate it and the Greeks exploit it!
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Tat-what?
Originally posted by Soldier of Macedon View PostHehe, I like your sense of humour, but you better believe that I will not be getting any ink on my skin that did not have significance for me. And no, I am not one of these guys, but I have been intending to get one sooner or later, so I guess I am the same boat as yourself.
I am not impresed by tatoos.
People who need tatoos have boring life, are in need of atention,
have low openion of themselves.
Same goes for pearcing noses, ears, excetera,
This tatooing come from India where people mutilated their body out of desperation and miserable life, luck of edducation, and were dying
from social neglect for centurys.
Whats wrong with people in Australia, they to have boring life, I presume, and are neglected by sociaty? You would think,?
Aaaaa, Kyotek. ( smack)
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Originally posted by Soldier of Macedon View PostI can think of a good tattoo for you.МАКЕДОНЕЦ си кога кавал ќе ти ја распара душата,зурла ќе ти го раскине срцето,кога секое влакно од кожата ќе ти се наежи кога ќе видиш шеснаесеткрако сонце,кога до коска ќе те заболи кога ќе слушнеш ПЈРМ,кога немаш ни за леб,а полн си во душата затоа што ја сакаш МАКЕДОНИЈА. МАКЕДОНИЈА во срце те носиме.
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Originally posted by Bij View Post:-)
I agree with you on the significance. But I've never understood people who tattoo their names on themselves. What are you trying to do? Put in a fail-safe plan against alzheimers??From the village of P’pezhani, Tashko Popov, Dimitar Popov-Skenderov and Todor Trpenov were beaten and sentenced to 12 years prison. Pavle Mevchev and Atanas Popov from Vrbeni and Boreshnica joined them in early 1927, they were soon after transferred to Kozhani and executed. As they were leaving Lerin they were heard to shout "With our death, Macedonia will not be lost. Our blood will run, but other Macedonians will rise from it"
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Originally posted by Soldier of Macedon View PostProlet, are you still a Macedonian monarchist? How's your king doing?
Im a firm believer in democracy and i do believe that the monarch way of rule is outdated, i still believe it should be there because it is part of our history pretty much like it is everywhere else around the world. This is why i think Nestor Oginar would be good to have a chat with on this topic.МАКЕДОНЕЦ си кога кавал ќе ти ја распара душата,зурла ќе ти го раскине срцето,кога секое влакно од кожата ќе ти се наежи кога ќе видиш шеснаесеткрако сонце,кога до коска ќе те заболи кога ќе слушнеш ПЈРМ,кога немаш ни за леб,а полн си во душата затоа што ја сакаш МАКЕДОНИЈА. МАКЕДОНИЈА во срце те носиме.
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Mate, Nestor Oginar is a distant relative of some Germanic monarch, he is no monarch of Macedonia and certainly no king of mine. The question I asked wasn't interesting, it was supposed to be a joke, but obviously to you it isn't, I will therefore assume your answer to the question is YES.In the name of the blood and the sun, the dagger and the gun, Christ protect this soldier, a lion and a Macedonian.
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