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  • Risto the Great
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2008
    • 15658

    Man used penis to assault female police officer

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    A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined.

    Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.

    Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined £600.

    The court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember committing the offence at his home in Aberdeen.

    Police were called to his home by his girlfriend, who had complained about him being drunk last November.

    They arrived to find the self-employed engineer sitting on the sofa wearing a pair of underpants.

    Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

    Defence solicitor John Hardie said: "He was sitting on the couch drunk with his pants on.

    "He can't remember anything but accepts that if that's what the police say then that's what happened.

    "He has never been so drunk before that day and accepts he has to take full responsibility. He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed."

    His not guilty plea to committing a breach of the peace by uttering offensive and sexual remarks was accepted by the Crown.

    Sheriff Annella Cowan was told that the Lithuanian had now quit binge drinking because of the incident.
    Scary stuff indeed!
    Thank heavens she ducked out of the way.
    Risto the Great
    MACEDONIA:ANHEDONIA
    "Holding my breath for the revolution."

    Hey, I wrote a bestseller. Check it out: www.ren-shen.com
  • Bij
    Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 905

    #2
    lmfao omg bahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    • Phoenix
      Senior Member
      • Dec 2008
      • 4671

      #3
      Prolet, what can you tell us about this case...?

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      • Rogi
        Senior Member
        • Sep 2008
        • 2343

        #4
        Originally posted by prolet
        spolaj ti phoenix...

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        • Pavel
          Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 155

          #5
          Proletche, is it true that you can tell us about this case?? spolaj ti phoenix and rogi for pointing this out. and spolaj ti nogu proletche for when you help us here with these important issues. spolaj ti i blagodaram.

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          • Phoenix
            Senior Member
            • Dec 2008
            • 4671

            #6
            Originally posted by Rogi View Post
            Spolaj ti Rogi

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            • Risto the Great
              Senior Member
              • Sep 2008
              • 15658

              #7
              You all deserve to be slapped with a penis.
              Risto the Great
              MACEDONIA:ANHEDONIA
              "Holding my breath for the revolution."

              Hey, I wrote a bestseller. Check it out: www.ren-shen.com

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              • Phoenix
                Senior Member
                • Dec 2008
                • 4671

                #8
                Originally posted by Pavel View Post
                Proletche, is it true that you can tell us about this case?? spolaj ti phoenix and rogi for pointing this out. and spolaj ti nogu proletche for when you help us here with these important issues. spolaj ti i blagodaram.
                Spolaj ti Pavel

                Pavel what can you tell us about Inter Milan against Chelsea last night

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                • Pavel
                  Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 155

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Risto the Great View Post
                  You all deserve to be slapped with a penis.

                  lol!

                  Originally posted by Phoenix View Post
                  Spolaj ti Pavel

                  Pavel what can you tell us about Inter Milan against Chelsea last night
                  ne znam phoenix, proletche ke ti kazhe, spolaj ti od sega i za toa proletche.

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                  • osiris
                    Senior Member
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 1969

                    #10
                    risto whats a penis in macedonian k'bas ili luta piperka

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                    • Risto the Great
                      Senior Member
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 15658

                      #11
                      Originally posted by osiris View Post
                      risto whats a penis in macedonian k'bas ili luta piperka
                      I am deeply concerned with the idea of associating "flavours" with my appendage.
                      Risto the Great
                      MACEDONIA:ANHEDONIA
                      "Holding my breath for the revolution."

                      Hey, I wrote a bestseller. Check it out: www.ren-shen.com

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                      • osiris
                        Senior Member
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 1969

                        #12
                        not that there is anything wrong with it.

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                        • julie
                          Senior Member
                          • May 2009
                          • 3869

                          #13
                          LMAO, With the title of the thread had visuals of the poor policewoman being whipped with the offending appendage
                          "The moral revolution - the revolution of the mind, heart and soul of an enslaved people, is our greatest task."__________________Gotse Delchev

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                          • Prolet
                            Senior Member
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 5241

                            #14
                            Phoenix, With the Lithuanian bloke being so drunk he must have thought his Alat was a Baseball bat and went out swinging when he saw the cop lady.

                            Why im i being involved with this topic? I didnt make a post to it and Rogi even put words into my mouth.

                            Rogi, Whats wrong with being polite? Does Spolaj Ti offend you?? Its not like we are cave men that swear at each other, nie sme kulturni momci i dami se razbira da ne navredam nikomu.
                            МАКЕДОНЕЦ си кога кавал ќе ти ја распара душата,зурла ќе ти го раскине срцето,кога секое влакно од кожата ќе ти се наежи кога ќе видиш шеснаесеткрако сонце,кога до коска ќе те заболи кога ќе слушнеш ПЈРМ,кога немаш ни за леб,а полн си во душата затоа што ја сакаш МАКЕДОНИЈА. МАКЕДОНИЈА во срце те носиме.

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                            • Rogi
                              Senior Member
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 2343

                              #15
                              No, no, it's good Prolet. I think it's very good, it's become your signature line though

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