Go to www.google.com and type in
google chuck norris
Then click on "I'm feeling lucky"
BTW,
Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried.
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised.
Chuck Norris is suing NBC for their show Law & Order claiming it is the trademarked names of his left and right legs.
Some kids piss their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
After taking a steroids test, doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Q: Who would win the race between Ironman and Superman to the moon?
A: Chuck Norris
google chuck norris
Then click on "I'm feeling lucky"
BTW,
Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried.
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised.
Chuck Norris is suing NBC for their show Law & Order claiming it is the trademarked names of his left and right legs.
Some kids piss their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
After taking a steroids test, doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Q: Who would win the race between Ironman and Superman to the moon?
A: Chuck Norris
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